No one has ever casually suggested “switch to decaf” without causing at least a minor emotional event. It starts with a small cough, maybe even a confused stare. Then comes that familiar rush of disbelief, like someone just told you the sky is now optional. Coffee lovers know the feeling, and honestly, it’s justified. Decaf has its place, but for many people, that morning cup isn’t negotiable. It’s not just about caffeine. It’s the comfort, the smell, the steam, the whole sta